"I`ve got more important things to think about. I`ve got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado."

Interviewer: “Gordon, can I have a quick word?”
Strachan: “Velocity.” (og så går han...)

Reporter: "Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?"
Strachan: "I don`t care, I`m Scottish"

Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"
Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the
job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I`m useless.""

Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you`ll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won`t you?"
Strachan: "You`re right. It is a daft question. I`m not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you`re spot on there."

Reporter: "You don`t take losing lightly, do you Gordon?"
Strachan: "I don`t take stupid comments lightly either."

Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there

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SYNG FOR FAEN!!!!
FRIHET FOR ULTRAS!!!
STOLT MEDLEM AV FFF!

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2006 blir et rødhvitt år!

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"Ja det humpær og går, som ho tante sa, som hadde hengsla trebein."

-Ullo