Husk meg
Brukernavn
Passord

Chuck Norris-vitser

Flat Trådet Nøstet
Side 1 av 1 1

Bob Page

Landslagsspiller

Ble medlem: 16 jan 06
Innlegg: 4914

Lagt til: 17 aug 07, 01:11
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn`t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it`s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • ---------------------------

    Du tællær ente alene...
    ---
    – Det går ikke å score med en sånn "edderkopp" i mål. Han hadde ben og armer overalt.
    Rune Lange om Rami Shaaban til F-B etter FFK-VIF 26/5 -07
    ---
    FFK - Østfolds stolthet


    Holters

    Ansvarlig redaktør

    Ble medlem: 23 mar 03
    Innlegg: 10070

    Lagt til: 17 aug 07, 01:23
    www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    ---------------------------

    Har du lest forumets retningslinjer?



    Flat Trådet Nøstet
    Side 1 av 1 1

    Copyright © ffksupporter.net 2003-2023 | Kontakt oss på support@ffksupporter.net

    Ansvarlig redaktør: Øystein Holt, ffksupporter.net

    02/12/2024 15:21 | 60f95d23